Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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