Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
