grandma shit on top of the toilet
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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