Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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