are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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