it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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