I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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