And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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