In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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