We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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