He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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