You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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