we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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