just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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