Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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