What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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