..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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