Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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