first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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