Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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