stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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