stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I made him laugh his dick is mine
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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