You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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