I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
