That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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