We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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