Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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