How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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