Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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