you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
