I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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