at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
