so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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