It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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