don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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