Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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