Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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