BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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