Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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