...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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