That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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