I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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