the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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