I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Ambien. No doubt about it.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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