Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
