One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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