Little spoons don't ask big questions
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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