Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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