she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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