pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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