Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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